![]() ![]() Simulate any battle you can think of, being able to pitch a vast variety of enemies against each other, from thousands of chickens against world war 2 soldiers to an army of romans against a horde of orcs. Unfortunately, outside of the 30-or-so minutes of entertainment that comes from seeing penguins (or kangaroos, or orcs, or zombies, or Santas) do battle, it's not very good.Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator is a massive sandbox battle simulator developed and published by Brilliant Games Studios. It's no wonder it caught the attention of some big name YouTubers, and why, as a result, it spent a large portion of its first week out of Early Access in Steam's top sellers list. ![]() Experienced as a bite-sized chunk of surreal action, it's incredibly effective. It's less a game than a tool for generating ridiculous combat scenarios. This is Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator at its most effective. Andy is called over, but has to leave because he can't deal with the single-digit framerate as my CPU struggles to process the inadvisable number of angry, flightless birds I've created. Samuel turns to ask me something, but the question is lost as he notices the hundreds of dead penguins littering the battlefield. ![]() The ranged fighters do well for a while, but the mass of writhing penguin flesh swings around to flank and subsume. ![]()
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